“I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.”
– Steven Wright

I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
– Bill Watterson

Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
– Ellen DeGeneres

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
– Isaac Asimov

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
– Oscar Wilde