Public Announcement, let everyone stay house tomorrow, I wan to learn how to drive trailer

Make zombie enter Nigeria better pass make US Army enter

I love my country but any opportunity to commot here, I no dey miss am

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” — Mitch Hedberg

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
– Steven Wright